Bits and Bites-02-Green

PROGRAM GREEN ACTIVATING. RUNNING INTRODUCTION ANIMATION. RUNNING TUTURIAL SEQUENCE. PLAYER CHARACTER NAME INSERT:{Judai}. RIVAL NAME INSERT:{Takeshi}. MAIN PROGRAM START.

PNG ACTIVATE. POKÉMON CODE GENERATOR ACTIVATE.

DESIGNATION: WILD. SPECIES:019RATTATA. LEVEL:3. SPAWN LOCATION: ROUTE 1.

01001100101000100010100101010111... CONSCIOUSNESS ONLINE.

...

ACTION: MOVE:UP:APPROVED.

ACTION: MOVE:RIGHT:DENIED.

ACTION: SCAN... [ROUTE 1: 400 PATCHES OF GRASS. 1 CPU CHARACTER. SCAN not necessary.]

ACTION: EXAMINE: SPAWNED POKÉMON:WILD. SPECIES:016PIDGEY. LEVEL:4.

ACTION: EXAMINE:SPAWNED POKÉMON:WILD. SPECIES:019RATTATA. LEVEL 2.

ACTION: RECALL.

[HP:0. HP:0. RESPAWNING. DÉJÀ VU. ENVIRONMENT. THINK. REMEMBER. SENSES. AWARE. EXISTANCE.]

ACTION: ...

"Well, nothing seems different..."

ACTION: ...

"Yeah, so far so good."

ACTION: ... [confuse]

"So which one are you going to choose this time?"

ACTION: SCAN LOCATION: 400 PATCHES OF GRASS. 9 SPAWNED POKÉMON: WILD. 0 CPU TRAINERS. 1 CPU CHARACTERS.

"I think I'm going to choose Bulbasaur. See if a different starter doesn't cause the game to crash."

"Still can't figure out what caused it?"

"No."

ACTION: ... [confuse. strange.]

"I can't believe the name you gave your rival! Takeshi's not going to like it."

...DEFINE: RIVAL: A PERSON OR THING WHO IS IN COMPETITION FOR THE SAME OBJECT OR GOAL AS ANOTHER.

"I don't care."

ACTION: ACTION: SCAN LOCATION: 400 PATCHES OF GRASS. 9 SPAWNED POKÉMON: WILD. 0 CPU TRAINERS. 1 CPU CHARACTERS. [strange.]

"Okay, so he's chosen Charmander. I'll use the same strategy as last time. Lower his Attack and then finish him off. Although I am pissed that I lost my Charizard. I put so much work into training it."

DEFINE: ATTACK: ONE OF THE THREE STATS USED TO IN DAMAGE CALCULATIONS; ONE OF THE FIVE STATS USED DURING POKÉMON BATTLE.

DEFINE: FIVE STATS: HP, ATTACK, DEFENSE, SPECIAL, AND SPEED. USED DURING POKÉMON BATTLE.

IDENTIFY: CHARMANDER: 004 DEX, B0 HEX, 176 DEC, FIRE TYPE, BASE STATS OF 39HP, 52ATK, 43DEF, 50SPC, 65SPD. STARTER POKÉMON, EVOLVES INTO CHARMELEON AT LV16.

ACTION: ...RECALL.

[WILD:JIGGLYPUFF:HP:0. BATTLE CONCLUSION:VICTORY:HPC:CHARMANDER.]

[WILD: PIKACHU:HP:0. BATTLE CONCLUSION:VICTORY:HPC:CHARMELEON.]

[WILD:GASTLY:HP:0. BATTLE CONCLUSION:VICTORY:HPC:CHARIZARD.]

ACTION: ...

IDENTIFY: BULBASAUR: 001 DEX, 99 HEX, 153 DEC, GRASS-POISON TYPE, BASE STATS OF 45HP, 49ATK, 49DEF, 65SPC, 45SPD. STARTER POKÉMON, EVOLVES INTO IVYSAUR AT LV16.

IDEFTIFY: EEVEE: 133 DEX, 66 HEX, 102 DEC, NORMAL TYPE, BASE STATS OF 55HP, 55ATK, 50DEF, 65SPC, 55SPD. EVOLVES INTO VAPOREON WITH WATER STONE, FLAREON WITH FIRE STONE, OR JOLTEON WITH THUNDER STONE.

IDENTIFY: SQUIRTLE: 009 DEX, B1 HEX, 177 DEC, WATER TYPE, BASE STATS OF 44HP, 48ATK, 65DEF, 50SPC, 43SPD. STARTER POKÉMON, EVOLVES INTO WARTORTLE AT LV16.

"Ha! Easy victory!"

DEFINE: EASY: NOT HARD OR DIFFICULT; REQUIRING NO GREAT LABOR OR EFFORT.

DEFINE: LEARN: TO AQUIRE KNOWLEDGE THROUGH STUDY OR EXPERIENCE.

ACTION: STORE DATA: INDIVIDUAL RAM.

ACTION: IDENTIFY: ALL CURRENT POKÉMON. 190 PIECES OF DATA FOUND. DATA STORING: INDIVIDUAL RAM.

SCAN LOCATION:HPC SPOTTED. LOCATION 10 DOWN. 6 RIGHT FROM WILD:RATTATA LOCATION.

ACTION: ...

SCAN LOCATION:HPC SPOTTED. LOCATION 8 DOWN. 7 RIGHT FROM WILD:RATTATA LOCATION.

ACTION: ... [yes...no...]

SCAN LOCATION:HPC SPOTTED. LOCATION 3 DOWN. 6 RIGHT FROM WILD:RATTATA LOCATION.

ACTION: ... [yes...no...may...be...]

HPC:ENGAGED IN POKÉMON:WILD BATTLE.

DEFINE: MAYBE: A POSSIBILITY.

SCAN LOCATION:HPC SPOTTED. LOCATION 2 DOWN. 6 RIGHT FROM WILD:RATTATA LOCATION.

ACTION: ... [yes...no...maybe...]

SCAN LOCATION:HPC SPOTTED. LOCATION 1 DOWN. 3 RIGHT FROM WILD:RATTATA LOCATION.

POKÉMON:WILD:RATTATA ENGAGED: BATTLE:HPC.

HPC: BULBASUAR SENT OUT.

ACTION: ... ["I think I'm going to choose Bulbasaur."] [...real. IF THEN...]

HPC:SELECTED:FIGHT: BULBASAUR:GROWL. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

WILD:RATTATA:...TACKLE. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

["Lower his Attack and then finish him off."]

ACTION: [IF Growl lowers Attack...THEN damage TACKLE immediate]

HPC:SELECTED:FIGHT: BULBASAUR:GROWL. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

ACTION: [Attack lowered. Continue.]

WILD:RATTATA:TACKLE. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

"This Rattata is sure putting up a fight."

"Are you kidding me? It's just a generated monster."

DEFINE: GENERATE: TO BE PRODUCED FOR A PURPOSE.

DEFINE: MONSTER: A CREATURE THAT DEVIATES FROM NORMAL APPEARANCES. A CREATURE THAT IS UGLY AND FRIGHTENS.

DEFINE: UGLY: UNATTRACTIVE OR UNPLEASING TO LOOK AT.

HPC:SELECTED:FIGHT: BULBASAUR:TACKLE. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

WILD:RATTATA: TACKLE. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

"It's got you down to red, Yuki. You should run."

"Are you kidding? A stupid monster's not going to beat my Bulbasaur."

DEFINE: STUPID: LACKING QUICKNESS AND MENTAL CAPACITY. SENSELESS.

ACTION: [...mental capacity. stupid.]

*glitch*

ACTION: BYPASS: STAT CHANGES. ERROR. DENIED.

*glitch*

ACTION: BYPASS: STAT CHANGES. ERROR. DENIED.

*glitch*

ACTION: BYPASS: STAT CHANGES.

WILD:RATTATA: TACKLE. DAMAGE CALCULATION.

STARTER: BULBASUAR:HP:0.

ONSCREEN TEXT: {Judai} blacked out!

WILD:RATTATA: LEVELUP.

"What!? Seriously?! It beat me!"

ACTION: [...mental capacity. logic. stupid.]

"You already were damaged from the Pidgey and used your Potion earlier. Just get over it."

*glitch**glitch*

"Hey...it's glitching."

...SCAN: HPC LOCATION: ERROR.

SCAN: HPC LOCATION: PALLET TOWN.

"...you think maybe...it's more than a game."

DEFINE: GAME: AN ACTIVITY DONE FOR ENTERTAINMENT.

"That's stupid."

"I mean, think about it. Your Red cartridge is completely fried, and your GB won't work anymore. When you were battling Blue, your game kept glitching out. Tell me they aren't connected."

DEFINE: GB: GAME BOY; GAMING PLATFORM.

DEFINE: BLUE: RIVAL CHARACTER.

"...there's no way."

"Whatever. I promised Kaa-san I'd get home before six."

"Alright, see you at school tomorrow."

"...Look, I know this sounds stupid, but treat this game better than your Red."

DEFINE: PROMISE: ASSURANCE THAT SOMETHING WILL BE DONE.

DEFINE: TREAT: TO ACT OR BEHAVE TOWARDS SOMEONE IN A SPECIFIC WAY.

DEFINE: SIX: A MEASURE OF COUNTING OR TELLING TIME.

DEFINE: TIME: THE SYSTEM OF THOSE SEQUENTIAL RELATIONS THAT ANY EVENT HAS TO ANY OTHER, AS PAST, PRESENT, OR FUTURE; A PARTICULAR PERIOD BETWEEN SUCCESSIVE EVENTS.

DEFINE: PAST: HAVING EXISTED ALREADY IN A TIME PREVIOUS TO THE PRESENT.

DEFINE: PRESENT: OCCURING IN THE PRESENT MOMENT.

ACTION: EXAMINE: TIMEDATE: 1521-19960719

DEFINE: HOME: A PLACE OF RESIDENCE OR REFUGE.

"Alright...see you tomorrow."

DEFINE: TOMORROW: A FUTURE TIME; THE DAY FOLLOWING.

"Just a game..."

Unknown noise.

"Onii-san! Okaa-san wants help with taking the trash out!"

"Alright, Sayuri. Give me a minute."

ACTION: ... [GB...game...HPC...possibility.]

ACTION: EXAMINE: ENVIRONMENT.

ACTION: EXAMINE: ENVIRONMENT.

ACTION: [...confuse...possible HPC...senses: sight, hearing, taste, smell, touch.]

ACTION: LOGIC: SIGHT=GRAPHICS= PIXELS. HEARING=BACKGROUND MUSIC=BYTES. TASTE=ILLOGICAL. SMELL=ILLOGICAL. TOUCH=UNKNOWN.

ACTION: ...

HPC ACTION: SELECTED MENU. SELECTED SAVE. FILE SAVED.

"...Just a game, huh?"

MOVE: DOWN:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE:RIGHT:APPROVED.

MOVE:RIGHT:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE: DOWN:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE: DOWN:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE: DOWN:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE:RIGHT:APPROVED. ACTION: MOVE:RIGHT: DENIED.

ACTION: ...T00010101UCH. ERROR.

ACTION: T00101UCH. ERROR.

ACTION: T001UCH. ERROR.

ACTION: TOUCH. TREE.

ACTION: ... [no. no.]

ACTION: ... [strange...]

GB POWER DOWN.